Very Important Thoughts By The PaperblogPrincess:
1. Alice has a new haircut. I didn't say it was a good one.
2. There is not nearly enough of Jasper's constipation face in this trailer.
3. How is it possible they were able to convince Taylor Lautner to keep his shirt on for the whole trailer? Is it because he becomes a pedophile in part 2? Was that the deal?
5. Oh, how I love Michael Sheen. You, sir, are possibly the only one who both sees and delights in this movie for what it really is: a really great excuse for a drinking game.
6. Four movies in and they can't afford better makeup? HOW DO THEY STILL HAVE CAKEFACE?