Oh hey you guys. I was all excited to find the cast promo pics of the characters in the Hunger Games (hint, they are all there, just at the links to different websites; looks like they shared the love). I was all "Oh Rue, how I would love to snatch you." So cute. But then I became super distracted by Woody Harrelson as Haymitch. Because...WTF. Behold:
WHAT THE WHAT YOU GUYS.
There are so many things wrong with this. For one, Woody Harrelson with hair. For two, WOODY HARRELSON WITH HAIR. With a really, really, really, horrendous wig. Who thought this was a good idea? I would go over and feverishly search through our library copy except it is locked away in a display case about censorship (see what I did there?), but I'm pretty sure at no point is Haymitch referred to as tossing his long, silky, Fabio-like locks around.
Again, I could be wrong.
But I think I'm feelin' pretty good about this being a case of the terribles. And also about being right.
Woody Harrelson should not have long hair.