Some of us are never mature enough to discuss the word balls without giggling, because we're secretly 12 year old boys. This one is for us, team - all us otherwise functional adults who snicker at immature things. But if you're say, more into proving yourself better than/more right/a fair judge of everything everyone else does/a paragon of righteous morality, this is also for you, and just in time for Banned Books Week! Bossy Internet Morality Police (BIMPs), mount up!
Behold a new book "for children":
Naturally, BIMPs are having a rightous pout about this, while the rest of us super (im)mature types perhaps weren't naive enough to think this was actually for real a book for children. I mean, please read the back of the jacket.
If you BIMPs are still upset, I suggest you read a peaceful children's book and take a nap until you can talk in an inside voice and stop embarrassing yourself and your childhood librarian on those comment streams.
Well played, brothers Cifaldi!